No Intercourse Allowed

Airplanes and

Scarlett Johansson.

arthurandfriends:

The 90s were a simpler time; a time were your cartoon characters could swallow a whole cake and not have to worry about Michelle Obama coming after them.

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arthurandfriends:

The 90s were a simpler time; a time were your cartoon characters could swallow a whole cake and not have to worry about Michelle Obama coming after them.

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validx2:

When ya homie hit you wit the “Draw 4” in Uno

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sradragneel:

blu3hare:

sherlockismyholmesboy:

randomhouse:

When you see it…

it took three passes of this across my dash until I got it and want to throw my macbook out the fucking window

Are you fucking kidding me

this is going too far

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sradragneel:

blu3hare:

sherlockismyholmesboy:

randomhouse:

When you see it…

it took three passes of this across my dash until I got it and want to throw my macbook out the fucking window

Are you fucking kidding me

this is going too far

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collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

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Sophie Turner and Pedro Pascal taking part in the Ice Bucket Challenge to help raise awareness for ALS.

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http://lgbtpeopleagainstsjws.tumblr.com/post/95236430812/johnnysjetpack-lgbtpeopleagainstsjws

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johnnysjetpack:

lgbtpeopleagainstsjws:

johnnysjetpack:

Searching for Knowledge: Guide to Spotting Klansmen, Neo-Nazis, Racist Skinheads, and Other White Supremacists

thisisnotjapan:

afro-dominicano:

solaceames:

wordsandturds:

steviemcfly:

As a mississippian, I sometimes wish they’d change the flag. I know it doesn’t matter that much, but I’d feel better with something other than the confederate flag outside every building.

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durkin62:

ravefromthegrave:

The fact that most women don’t achieve orgasm during PIV is not a valid argument against it

oooooh so you’re straight, i really couldn’t tell

I can eat a girl out, I can finger her, I can use dildos on her, and I can give her the dick. It’s not like the options are you can do PIV, or you can have everything else. That shits all on the table, I just bring one more thing than you do. 

I’m sure gay men don’t give women orgasms either OP, try again.

stemandbahrk:

ultrafacts:

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The best part about reverse graffiti is that it forces the city to clean their walls if they want to get rid of it.  XD


They’d have to do that with normal graffiti too…

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stemandbahrk:

ultrafacts:

For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts

The best part about reverse graffiti is that it forces the city to clean their walls if they want to get rid of it.  XD

They’d have to do that with normal graffiti too…

railroadsoftware:

current mood

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railroadsoftware:

current mood

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officialunitedstates:

me: follow officialunitedstates

my giraffe: follow officialunitedstates

me: alfred please stop mimicking me

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youareyoubutwhoareyou:

itissilent:

vintagefreshman:

DEAR PEOPLE WHO MADE “THE GIVER” MOVIE:

THERE ARE NO FUCKING HOVERCRAFTS IN THE BOOK

NO HOVERCRAFTS ABDUCT JONAS IN THE BOOK

JONAS AND FIONA DO NOT FALL IN LOVE IN THE BOOK

THE INJECTIONS ARE PILLS IN THE BOOK

JUST

PLEASE

JONAS IS TWELVE IN THE BOOK.

I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY

Because the only competent directors in the world are Tarantino, Shyamalan, and Nolan.

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foolish-arethousa:

madrid10:

verothexeno:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

vriskastark:

the infamous car alarm. Wee woo, mother fuckers.

Bow to Me. I am the Coke Fiend.
evidently I’m not even a z-grade supervillain

The Obnoxious Well Educated Black Man… am I secretly a human version of Javik ?!?! hell yeh.

The undead Tumblr critic. I always get sucky ones

Bow to me, I am the well educated black man…
LMAO

The motherfucking customer

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foolish-arethousa:

madrid10:

verothexeno:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

vriskastark:

the infamous car alarm. Wee woo, mother fuckers.

Bow to Me. I am the Coke Fiend.

evidently I’m not even a z-grade supervillain

The Obnoxious Well Educated Black Man

… am I secretly a human version of Javik ?!?! hell yeh.

The undead Tumblr critic. I always get sucky ones

Bow to me, I am the well educated black man…

LMAO

The motherfucking customer

(Source: harryfloorcorn)

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xel9unknown:

jimfaindel:

werewolfchaos:

pagingme:

tastefullyoffensive:

[blaine gibson]

GASTON

Nobody get’s confused like Gaston

I cry for all those who do not know who this man is

Are we not going to talk about how well… Um… Dude is trying to court a married girl? Sure technically most of them got their love interest…  But personally I’M looking more at Al more than Gaston. Al’s got a total “dude that’s my girl you doin’ that to”

How could he possibly fuck little six inch tall tink? They’d be in a sexless marriage.

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fartgallery:

Your honour. Members of the jury. Police security man guy. The Defendant. Me. The lady sitting in the fifth row with the weird hat. no I am not stalling for time