No Intercourse Allowed

Did you ever notice how all the cool people follow me?

kroboolos:

as a young child i lacked the comprehension for an episode of veggie tales so for three years of my life my vision of god was this. god appeared to me in the form of frankencelery.

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kroboolos:

as a young child i lacked the comprehension for an episode of veggie tales so for three years of my life my vision of god was this. god appeared to me in the form of frankencelery.

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buizel:

smellynerd:

im starting to see those “dont use ouija boards for fun they are very dangerous!!!!!!!” posts and id like to ask everyone who reblogs them what its like to be a fucking nerd

this is exactly the kind of post a ghost would make to trick you into using a ouija board. look out kids, the spoops are gettin crafty.

(Source: smellycorpse)

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dogparkmayor:

Steal His Look: Chief of Ferguson Police Department

Cashmere racist suede white t-shirt - 462.56$

Versace Limited Edition pig mask - 612.40$

All-purpose steel garbage can - 14.99$

gookgod:

you got a fuckin problem officer 

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gookgod:

you got a fuckin problem officer 

(Source: spookyskeletonpics)

"HERA: who is this
ZEUS: who is what
HERA: who is this naked youth
ZEUS: youre going to have to be more specific
HERA: the one at your feet
ZEUS: oh
him
what about him
HERA: where did he come from
ZEUS: where did any of us come from
you know?
could be from the sea
or my own head
or spit up by an angry snake
hard to tell
HERA: did you kidnap him for sex
ZEUS: what
no
what?
HERA: did he kidnap you for sex
ZEUS: no
he’s
my cup guy
this is Ganymede, Official Cup Holder
he holds the cups
HERA: really
ZEUS: youve been saying forever that we need a guy to hold all the cups we use
HERA: i’ve never said that
ZEUS: someones been saying it
i just thought id save us all a little trouble
HERA: why isn’t he holding any cups
ZEUS: what
HERA: if he’s the cup holder why doesn’t he have a cup to offer me
i’m thirsty
ZEUS: I’m
EARTHQUAKE
[ZEUS raises his hands and all of Mount Olympus begins to shake violently. HERA is trapped underneath a falling rock]
ZEUS: sorry babe
cant hear you over all this earthquake"

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Dirtbag Zeus on thetoast.net (via laurencombeferre)

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livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

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tumblr in october

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tastefullyoffensive:

[invisiblebread]

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maryados:

A way to your man’s heart is through Hoenn.

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maryados:

A way to your man’s heart is through Hoenn.

swagmage420:

cocaineteas:

But look how he opens the pussy… Like it was a bird cage lmao.

I think I’m gonna be sick

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swagmage420:

cocaineteas:

But look how he opens the pussy… Like it was a bird cage lmao.

I think I’m gonna be sick

spooky-groot:

lolneincom:

Gotta love new features! (part 1)

om g

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spooky-groot:

lolneincom:

Gotta love new features! (part 1)

om g

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tedtheodorelogan:

its all fun to change ur url to something festive but SOME of us have Brands to maintain

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jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

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jean-grey-o-lantern:

So last night cops arrested 7 protesters, then turned to the rest of the protesters and told them “we’ll release them without bond if you leave (stop protesting)”

They literally turned their own dubiously legal arrests into a hostage situation. They took hostages. Ferguson PD is a terrorist organization and they aren’t even trying to hide that fact any more.

Look at this

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You can donate to protesters’ legal defense and bail here

(Source: twitter.com)