No Intercourse Allowed

Airplanes and

Scarlett Johansson.

ultrafacts:

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That’s what anyone would do given the situation, he’s got to get lonely in both those positions.

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ultrafacts:

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That’s what anyone would do given the situation, he’s got to get lonely in both those positions.

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darnni:

when i can feel myself being really annoying but i can’t stop

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ironkanye:

foolish-arethousa:

ironkanye:

foolish-arethousa:

ironkanye:

foolish-arethousa:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

cersei lannister is my spirit animal

D: NO!

I’m more of a joffrey man myself

D: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Well who would YOU say…

We’ll all be dead by the time he publishes it though, at this rate. If only books the size of the entire Harry Potter series could be written overnight.

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get-dressed-get-blessed:

WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT

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foolish-arethousa:

ironkanye:

foolish-arethousa:

ironkanye:

foolish-arethousa:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

cersei lannister is my spirit animal

D: NO!

I’m more of a joffrey man myself

D: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Well who would YOU say represents you!?!?

D: I don’t know! Everyone is so fucked up in that book.

*Cough*I’m like Tyrion*Cough*

You might be the only person to survive the final book. Seriously though if Tyrion dies I’ll be really upset.

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the-fault-in-our-star-lord:

starlightkicks:

hangthecode:

You’re a hard man to predict.

MY MOTHER SAID NEVER TRUST A PIRATE

UNLESS HE’S RIGHT

Okay but don’t tell lies kids

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imageIM AT THE COMBINATION PIZZA HUT AND TACO BELL

I will reblog this each time.

WHY DOES DARKLEER LOOK SO LOST

I’ve never even once tried to get into homestuck, but is it basically just a bunch of punk/scene kids who get high and wear fake horns? That’s what it looks like.

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arcticmunkeez:

*goes a few hours without internet access* wow i’m so healthy and wild i could live in the woods

Tumblr in the woods would end in many many many deaths.

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pemsylvania:

the reason you find little cuts and bruises you don’t remember getting is because at night bats fly in your room and beat you up in your sleep

trillslut If you had to choose one musical artist to fuck in the back of a van, who would it be?
Keep in mind that while you’re fucking them, their egotistical ass blasts their worst album on the van’s radio.

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foolish-arethousa:

ironkanye:

foolish-arethousa:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

cersei lannister is my spirit animal

D: NO!

I’m more of a joffrey man myself

D: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Well who would YOU say represents you!?!?

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foolish-arethousa:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

cersei lannister is my spirit animal

D: NO!

I’m more of a joffrey man myself

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