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Airplanes and

Scarlett Johansson.

butji:



Christianist Texas Republican Senator Dan Patrick accidentally praises gay marriage ruling 

so good

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butji:

Christianist Texas Republican Senator Dan Patrick accidentally praises gay marriage ruling 

so good

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"you can never have too many followers on tumblr.com"

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me, officialunitedstates, who happens to have a blog on tumblr.com.  click the source link in the upper right corner of the post to get to my blog.  from there, you’re only a click away from following me.  thank you for your support in this (via officialunitedstates)

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sirl33te:

phosphorescentt:

pls do not look up at me when you’re going down on me you look weird

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*snorts*

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http://seadras.tumblr.com/post/93422130314/ironkanye-i-have-a-question-for-trans-people

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seadras:

ironkanye:

ironkanye:

I have a question for trans people everywhere, sorry if you find it offensive, but when you transition, do your new genitals feel real? Like not to other people, but for you? Can you feel your new penis or vagina? Like do they just relocate the nerve endings? Also can you cum?…

Bitch this is like three months old, chill the fuck out.

Two things:
- Don’t call me that word.
- The post is still offensive regardless of how long ago you posted it. Clearly you still hold the view that you can use your privilege to gain access from trans people to knowledge about their intimate areas. But let me guess, because I’m trans and I called you out on your bs you’re gonna ignore my voice on this issue which pertains to my life, right? Ignorance is truly alive and well.

No, I’m not going to ignore you, and it wasn’t me “using my privilege to invade the privacy of trans people”, it was me asking if there were any trans people out there who felt comfortable answering the question.
You’re not comfortable answering it, cool, then don’t fucking leave a comment.
Seriously what was going through your mind?
"Wow this person asked a question and tagged it with the demographic he was addressing the question to, what a transphobe, maybe I’ll make a comment telling him to ask google instead."
Like you realize I tried google first and couldn’t find an answer, that’s why I posted it on tumblr, because I knew that tumblr has many users that are trans and could answer my question.
And I’m gonna call you what you are. If you leave a comment on an innocent post calling that person out on some shit you fucking made up, you are a bitch.
Anyone, of any gender, can be a bitch, and you meet the requirements because here’s what happened:
1. I ask question.
2. You leave rude comment for literally no fucking reason, insulting me in the process.
3. I respond with mild anger, as any sane person would in that situation.
4. You get mad that I’m mad that you’re mad???
So yeah, I don’t care if your cis, trans, agender, whatever.
Fuck off.

http://seadras.tumblr.com/post/93422130314/ironkanye-i-have-a-question-for-trans-people

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ironkanye:

I have a question for trans people everywhere, sorry if you find it offensive, but when you transition, do your new genitals feel real? Like not to other people, but for you? Can you feel your new penis or vagina? Like do they just relocate the nerve endings? Also can you cum?…

Bitch this is like three months old, chill the fuck out.

JUST A PSA:

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loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

clickholeofficial:

Remember Tetris? One lucky fan got to experience it for real when an actual pile of bricks fell 120 feet from a nearby construction site and instantly killed him.

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clickholeofficial:

Remember Tetris? One lucky fan got to experience it for real when an actual pile of bricks fell 120 feet from a nearby construction site and instantly killed him.

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clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

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http://skeleton-on-the-internet.tumblr.com/post/93408801131/poorpoorpitifulme-womenagainstfeminism-are

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poorpoorpitifulme:

#WomenAgainstFeminism ARE REVOLUTIONARIES

check-your-privilege-feminists:

lacigreen:


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STOP TAKING WOMEN’S VOICES AWAY FEMINISTS STOP IT NOW!!!!!!! #fascist #ursula
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HEAR HEAR! and especially MEN!!! they dont get enough respect
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very nsfw only read this if u want to have an orgasm

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helioscentrifuge:

zeldasbooty:

nakud woman (with boob) 

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gaymeofthrones:

me: mom im hungry

mom: eat a fruit

me:

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witneyhouston:


checkmate 

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witneyhouston:

checkmate 

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jackryanz:

going back to play a game over again and listening to a character that betrays you lie straight to your face

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